ɴᴇ Dɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ Bᴀɴᴅɴᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ!?!The Scoop with Leslee Echivarre



Five faces plastered on every magazine, newspaper, and blog. One Direction has taken over the world by storm. It has been only been over 2 years since One Direction came to the picture. It all started from being normal boys to worldwide popstars. Millions of girls look up to these five doofuses.


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(One Direction cover for Kiss You (Single) source: onedirectionmusic.com)





It so has been told that these five guys have been kidnapped... or should I say, Bandnapped. Just like what Louis says, "NO! JIMMY PROTESTED!" Millions of people are wondering where these five guys are, it's a tragedy. Directioners are bawling their eyes out when they found out about this. Our sources tell us that they all went back to their hometowns for a break from the tour.

The Flirt and the Damsel in Distress.


Harry Styles went back home to Holmes Chapel, a small town in England. I had the time to fly there and interview his mother, Anne Cox. "He was with Taylor, his ex-girlfriend." she says her eyes are still puffy from crying, "He told me that he was just gonna meet up with her and talk about stuff. After that, he never came back." Taylor Swift who also has been interviewed said that she never met up with him and that she is still busy writing songs for her new album. We think Taylor was part of the plan. One Direction has become more popular than ever. They are even more popular than Taylor Swift. They have millions of fans all around the world. Taylor Swift denied the rumors. Oh Hazza... My cupcake, where are you?

The Swagster and his Brother from another Mother.


Louis Tomlinson has so been said went to get Starbucks with his childhood best friend, Stan. "I went to pick him up at his mom's house." he says, "Once we got there, he excused himself to go for a loo..He never came back..I went to look for him, but he was no where in sight." Louis Tomlinson and Stan Lucas had been best friends since they were in high school. Investigators are now with him asking questions. They believe Lucas is involved with the kidnapping. So far, no word has been sent to us. Where is the Swag Master of Doncaster?!

Nandos and the Forgotten Phone.

Niall Horan went back to Mullingar, Northern Ireland. He went to eat at Nandos with his brother, Greg. They were just walking to their car when Greg said he forgot his phone inside the restaurant. He ran back inside to get it, and when he came back... Nialler was gone. " I didn't know what to do. My little brother is missing." he paced back and forth "It's all my fault. I hate myself" Directioners are still worried out of their minds about these five guys. We can only hope for the best.


The Vain One and the Mirror Museum.

Zayn Malik was visiting a Mirror Museum with his girlfriend, Mikayla Little. They've been dating for a few months. The distance made it hard for them, but they managed to deal with it. They have a 7 year age difference, Mikayla is 13 and Zayn is 20. Mikayla caught Zayn's eye during one of their concerts. It was love at first sight. Zayn told Paul to bring her and her friend, Leslee backstage, but Paul being their security said not to. Zayn being stubborn went down the stage to get her by himself after that, they were unseperable. Our sources say that they went to the museum for their 5th date together. Zayn was busy looking at his reflection trying to fix his hair, while Mikayla was taking pictures with some fans. When Mikayla came back, he was gone. She looked for hours non-stop but, there was no luck. She cried herself to sleep, she loved him dearly. Finding out that he was missing, broke her to peaces. What a tragedy.


Liam and his spoon phobia.



Liam Payne was walking the streets of Wolverhampton. He was having the time of his life, enjoying the view surrounding him. He saw a hobo walking towards him. He decided to ignore him and keep walking but, the hobo began running and the scary part was he was holding a spoon. The hobo was said to be yelling, "Do you want a spoon? It's only 5 euros!" Liam having spoon phobia was so scared he started running, running like there is no tomorrow. A white van stopped in front of him, the door opened and he jumped inside. The van then began to drive away. He was never seen again. And, yes even though it's kinda funny it isn't supposed to be funny.

Where are they?


One Direction has been missing for a few weeks. But here is the moment you guys are waiting for... I am Leslee, the friend of Mikayla, and I am the one who kidnapped them! I might be best friends with Zayn's girlriend but, that doesn't mean I couldn't kidnap *cough* bandnap them... I will not tell you guys where they are and where I am. I might be young, but I'm not naive. I can do anything I want! *evil laugh*

The Moment of Truth.


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